TSA is at it again

Or more it like it the morons in the congress that support it.

I remember in the summer of 95 I was checking in a SWA flight in Arizona and the nice twenty something asked me a question I still find contemptuous.

"Sir, has anyone unknown to you asked you to carry something unknown on the flight?"

Being tired as hell and not in the mood for such a stupidity I answered "Yea, Achmed Raghead, he's down there hawking t-shirts saying 'Die America Die'"

She did look at me and explained that was the new procedure and she was supposed to take that serious. I had some sympathy for her...but this was ridiculous.

Fast forward to the Transportation Screwup Administrations. We know these over important idiots who seem to be just from the sexual deviate wing of the Neuro Phych Center and are now given civil service protection. But now we cannot even laugh at this massive abuse of tax dollars.

House Bill Would Criminalize Satire of TSA

This parody may soon be illegal.On September 22, 2011, H.R. 3011 was introduced in the House. It is entitled the “Transportation Security Administration Authorization Act of 2011” and it contains some curious language.

Two thirds of the way through the ponderous bill, in Sec. 295, we find the following:

Whoever, except with the written permission of the Assistant Secretary for Transportation Security (or the Director of the Federal Air Marshal Service for issues involving the Federal Air Marshal Service), knowingly uses the words ‘Transportation Security Administration’, ‘United States Transportation Security Administration’, ‘Federal Air Marshal Service’, ‘United States Federal Air Marshal Service’, ‘Federal Air Marshals’, the initials ‘T.S.A.’, ‘F.A.M.S.’, ‘F.A.M.’, or any colorable imitation of such words or initials, or the likeness of a Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service badge, logo, or insignia on any item of apparel, in connection with any advertisement, circular, book, pamphlet, software, or other publication, or with any play, motion picture, broadcast, telecast, or other production, in a matter that is reasonably calculated to convey the impression that the wearer of the item of apparel is acting pursuant to the legal authority of the Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service, or to convey the impression that such advertisement, circular, book, pamphlet, software, or other publication, or such play, motion picture, broadcast, telecast, or other production, is approved, endorsed, or authorized by the Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service .(Emphasis added.)

In other words, if you print a t-shirt or produce a publication with a TSA logo, the government may soon be able to arrest and prosecute you.

The language states that it would be illegal to “convey the impression” that you are representing the TSA, but this interpretation would likely be left to federal prosecutors.

In the past, satire was protected under the First Amendment, but it may soon be illegal to poke fun at the TSA or use its logo or even utter its name. Notice there is no exception in the above language for parody.

Political satire is as old as the Greeks and the Bible. But it may now become a punishable crime if this legislation is enacted.

The TSA and the Justice Department are obviously serious about making sure we don’t criticize their Gestapo operation. Since they began irradiating citizens with naked body scanners and shoving their hands down the pants of old ladies and grade school kids, public outrage has reached a crescendo

Gee, where is the ACLU and Perverts for the American Way? Why are their not leftist lawyers screaming about this? I think we know the answer.

God help the Republic...UBL is looking up from hell and laughing, he's won.