Not exactly The Great Escape

I've often said to my partners in crime prevention, "Don't knock stupid people, they are job security." Case in point

The full story:

The Great Escape: Brazilian inmate gets stuck

Rafael Valadão, the well-built tattooed convict, tried to follow one of his smaller fellow prisoners who had already made a bid for freedom through the gap.

But he was left screaming for help when he became wedged while others tried to force him through the hole they had made with a metal shower pipe.

“He has a very large physique and is also very tall,” said Lieutenant Tiago Costa, of the local fire brigade.

“The other prisoners tried to push him but he stayed stuck in the wall. He started screaming in pain, and that was when the prison guards were alerted.”

The prisoner tried to break free late on Monday night at a prison in Ceres, near Goiania, according to Jornal Populacional.

He was left with his upper body hanging outside of the prison while he was trapped by the hole in the wall around his midriff.

He was rescued after firemen smashed through the rest of the wall and is now being treated for a suspected fractured rib...

I recall the 6Ps. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Yo Moron, you failed, redo!