A few fries short of the happy meal....

One of the things I get to do as a street supervisor is review calls for service and see if they are legitimate incidents. Sometimes they are out of the district, they may be civil matters, and then we have classics like this:

"...I need help. There is a cult in the apartment complex, I was outside and now I'm sick...I want an officer to tell the cult members to leave me alone..."

OK...

I got to cancel this call, I think she's more the cause of her illness than a spell.