A look at heaven and hell

A few years ago I was reading an article on the European Union, the dream and reality. If was supposed to be the best of everything, English manners, German efficiency and French food. The reality was German manners, French efficiency and English food.

Well I was reading Intelligence Analysis A Target-Centric Approach by Robert Clark and in Chapter Five it has a definition of heaven and hell.

Heaven is where:

the cooks are French

the mechanics are German

the police are British

the lovers are Italian

and it is all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:

the cooks are British

the mechanics are French

the police are German

the lovers are Swiss

and it is all organized by the Italians

I thought it was funny.