But this dude tops me. It was in my 11th hour of the shift and my rookie and I were just about to finish up a screwed up watch when we were flagged down for what I thought was an accident. But a young woman comes up screaming “Sir my friend has been shot!....” I get up and see the man in a car and there is blood all down this leg.
I get backup and an ambulance and start to talk to people. From everyone there this guy got shot or stabbed (couldn’t tell) at a club. After his buddies see him bleeding they drive all over downtown to find a hospital.
Well my rookie and I turn this over to the officers who patrol the area and come back about a half hour later. There is one officer there who is laughing about this. According to him, the medics couldn’t find any injury, bullet hole or knife wound. But there was a lot of blood. They figured it out. He went to take a leak and pulled the zipper on his penis. That is where the blood is from.
Man, you know he’s never gonna live that one down!
lol!!!That happened to my ex boyfriend driving home from Jones beach!!!He cried all the way home:(
ReplyDeleteYes, truth is stranger than fiction Peggie. I really thought he was shot or stabbed from the blood. I know he won't find it funny but I will I gotta say.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine reminded me of the scene from Something about Mary, "We got a bleeder there!"