Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina
APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”...
Now, as always, some of the comments are really great:
Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger".
In Latin vagina does mean a "scabbard" or "holster".
Happiness is a warm gun?
At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked.
If it went off could you call it her 'boom box'?
You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking vagina.
They say it was a gun, but I think this smells fishy.
Talk about dangerous! One queef and no telling who would die!!!
For sale AA22LR only used once, still in the box.