Lake St. Louis Man Accused of Using Prosthetic Penis During Drug Test
He looks like he uses a fake...oh device!
ST. CHARLES. Mo. (KMOX) – A Lake St. Louis man accused of using a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test is facing criminal charges.
According to police, 34 year-old Sydney Levin was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic penis, known as a Whizzinator.
The prosthetic is advertised as a discreet device way to use someone else’s urine.
Levin was charged with possessing a forging instrument. He was arrested and released after posting $25,000 bond. He pleaded not guilty Monday.
Levin was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and felony stealing in 2009.
In 2010, Gerald Willis of Los Angeles was sentenced to six months in federal prison for running a company that sold the Whizzinator to cheat on drug tests. Willis’ company disbanded, but the Whizzinator is still sold on the Web as a sex toy through a company called Alternative Lifestyle Systems of Long Beach, Calif. A message seeking comment from the company on Thursday was not returned.
You can look at the device if you want. Gotta say they met a demand in the market.
I'm still recovering from the Elton John concert last night but I had to post this. Have a great weekend!
Remember piss tests in the army, where someone had to actually observe your shlong peeing into the bottle?
ReplyDeleteYep, and I've had to provide them to the department. It used to be the shift commander would give you some paperwork and you would drive to the contracted collection site. You had two hours to complete the process. Now a supervisor has to drive you there and present the officer to the staff, although he doesn't have to witness the collection.
DeleteI stopped asking the question "WTF, why?!" a few years ago.