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Sunday, March 2, 2014

Woman wants to report personal issues to the officer

OK, I was once offered twenty bucks for not giving someone a ticket, but I've never been given this suggestion...

Woman to 911: Officer won’t have sex with me

A woman was arrested after she called 911 to complain that an officer who had been at her home earlier refused to have sex with her.

Florida's NBC-2 reports that 58-year-old Maria Montenez-Colon of Punta Gorda initially called 911 complaining that she wanted her Corvette back, even though she had signed ownership of the car over to her step-son after her husband died. An officer came to her home to explain to her the proper use of 911, but the conversation quickly turned to sex. The incident report notes that a very intoxicated Montenez-Colon told the officer he was sexy, asked him if he was married and told him she hasn't had sex in years. Police say Montenez-Colon also repeatedly tried to grab the officer's arm and rub her hands on his chest.

The officer left after handing her a card with the department's number on it for future non-emergency calls.

Less than an hour later, Montenez-Colon called 911 again, complaining the officer who was at her home wouldn't have sex with her. She said calling 911 the second time was the only way she would be able to get the officer to have sex with her.

Montenez-Colon was arrested for Misuse of 911 and booked in the county jail.

Gotta say this ranks up there with calling 9/11 for McDonalds not having their special sauce.

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