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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

You think you have seen the bottom in toys....stuffed animals with mental problems

OK...generally it's the kids that cause the mental illness for the adults.  Now we have a clue why...the sheep made them do it...


German toymaker Paraplush has released a line of cute stuffed animals that suffer from different mental illnesses.





Depressed Turtle



Being an animal accustomed to a more relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with Dub, sending him into a severe depression.





Sheep with Multiple Personality Disorder



Dolly seems to suffer from the delusion that she is a wolf despite the fact that she is without a doubt a sheep.




Hallucinating Snake



Sly’s inner conflict must be interpreted as a sign of an ambivalent relationships towards its own body. Combined with the fascination of an apparently much more potent-seeming substitute rattle, we suspect the manifestation of a deeply rooted rattle complex.
 
 


Hippo with OCD



Lilo has been trying to solve the same wooden jigsaw puzzle for the past few months without success. He is so absorbed in this repetitive activity that he is completely unaware of his surroundings.


 
Paranoid Crocodile



Kroko’s hypersensitive perception is a symptom of a paranoid psychosis.
 

1 comment:

  1. He left out a few toys:
    "Confused Catfish" = he still can't figure out if he's "hetero" or "homo"
    "PMS Piranha" = I don't need to draw anyone a picture here
    "Perverted Puma" - Dresses up in a trenchcoat and hangs around elementary schools.
    "Loudmouth Lizard" = Substitutes for the DNC and/or J.Jackson and/or A.Sharpton. Spends most of the day shouting "racism".
    "Taxpaying Turnip" - A turnip with a liquid red center, children can play "Congress" and see how much "blood" they can squeeze from it.

    I could come up with more, but, I would prefer doing so when I'm not sober.

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