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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Cartoon Network has really gone too far now



This really gives me some negative waves. The picture of Bugs and Daffy eating sushi...


Cartoon Network reviving 'Looney Tunes'Channel also announces new awards show honoring athletes

Cartoon Network's "Looney Tunes" reboot

...The network also said Wednesday during its upfront presentation that it is launching a new version of Warner Bros.' classic "Looney Tunes" series starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and unveiled several new series and pilots.

"We're delivering and adding great brands and beloved franchises that represent the breadth and scope of Cartoon Network's ongoing evolution," said Stuart Snyder, president and COO of Turner Broadcasting's Animation, Young Adults and Kids Media division.

...Meanwhile, "The Looney Tunes Show," from Warner Bros. Animation and executive producer Stan Register ("Teen Titans"), takes Bugs and Daffy out of the woods and puts them into the suburbs with "colorful neighbors" including Yosemite Sam, Granny, Tweety and Sylvester,

"Looney" will also have classic characters singing original songs in two-minute music videos called "Merrie Melodies" and the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote in CG shorts. Spike Brandt and Tony Cervone ("Duck Dodgers") are the supervising producers.
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OK...Hollywood doing the Looney Toons today...lets see:

1. Bugs and Daffy will be leading an "alternative lifestyle"

2. Taz will be in an anger management program.

3. Pepe Le Pieu will be in a half way house undergoing a court ordered sexual harassment class.

4. Yosemite Sam is on the terrorist watch list for weapons' violations.

5. Porky Pig is in a mandatory Obamacare obesity program.

6. Elmer Fudd is now a vegan hunting for great tofu.

7. The Road Runner has a protective order on Wile E. Coyote.

8. Speedy Gonzales is now running a coyote network on the California-Mexico Border.

9. Foghorn Leghorn is being protested by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for racial profiling.

10. Sylvester is undergoing a sex change to be closer to Tweety.

11. Finally Marvin Martian showed up to conquer the world, looked at Cartoon Network and said "F#$% this place, it ain't worth it!"

3 comments:

  1. Have you watched "children's programming" lately? Can't hold a candle to the old Looney Tunes.

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  2. Fortunately not much...I know you've watched your son's "cartoon" and other "children's programming" with him...what I've seen of recent TV I have not liked.

    Thankfully I've got a lot of the classics on computer...

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