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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Handcuffs and sex have always....well just read this

From The Smoking Gun, you can say these two look the part.



Texas Cop Catches Arrested, Handcuffed Couple Engaged In Sex Act In Back Seat Of Police Car | The Smoking Gun

Meet Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham.

The Texas duo was arrested on drug charges last Monday after a cop was summoned to a Whataburger, where a male acquaintance of Arie and Windham was passed out.

Arie, 44, who admitted providing the unconscious man with Hydrocodone, was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance. Windham, 30, was collared on a possession rap after he was found with the painkiller Soma. The pair was cuffed and stuffed into a police cruiser for the trip to get booked.

That’s when things got interesting, according to a spokesperson for Montgomery County Constable Precinct 4. When the officer looked in his rear view mirror, he “could no longer see Tina Arie,” who subsequently explained that she was resting her head in Windham’s lap because she was “tired.”

Suspicious, the officer pulled over to the side of the road to further investigate, according to a press statement. He discovered that, “despite being handcuffed behind their backs,” the pair were engaged in a sexual act. Windham’s jeans were undone “and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia.”

We have proper terms for this....but I am trying to run a PG-13 blog! ;<)
It is unclear how Windham’s jeans were unfastened--or whether teeth were somehow involved in the undoing of said britches. A spokesperson said she was unaware whether the jeans were of the zipper or button-fly variety...

Hey, this woman is talented!

But I really love this comment at the bottom of the Smoking Gun article.

Pill poppin porn perk polishes pole. Perfect.

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