No sir, the aliens have not landed. No sir, I know the Roswell landings were just a recon, but this is not them. Can you please check your tin foil hat for tears, my coffee's getting cold. |
There will be beeps. And they will be everywhere.NO, THEY'RE IN MY HEAD, GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!
On Wednesday a simultaneous - and intentionally alarming - 30-second blast of scrolling text and irritating tones will be delivered through every TV and radio station in the country.That last line says it all.
It will be the first-ever national test of the more than 50-year-old emergency alert system created as a way to communicate with the public in the event of a catastrophe like a nuclear attack. The problem, federal officials said, is that some people won't know it's a test...
I thank God I don't go on until 200pm. Day shift, sucks to be you!
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