Politico showing again why it's a Democratic Party eRag

Even for Politico, home of "women are coming up with sexual harrassment claims against Cain, we got the goods...but you can't see them just trust Us....and Cain should give you the details..." this is rich.

Musician Rocky Twyman says Obama needs to take a page out of Tebow's playbook.

By PATRICK GAVIN

Is the secret to success for President Barack Obama to be more like … Tim Tebow?

It is for Rocky Twyman, a musician and self-described “prayer warrior” at Baltimore’s Rising Sun Baptist Church, who’s spearheaded such previous movements as the “Pray at the Pump” to seek God’s help in lowering gas prices.

Pray at the Pump....really helped.

Twyman, who’s known among Washington reporters for his PR savvy and attention-getting quirky rallies, is out with his latest: “Call for President Obama to Emulate Tim Tebow Now” (Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, has made his spirituality a part of his public persona and is known for “Tebowing” — getting down on one bended knee and lowering his head in prayer after touchdowns).

“The entire sports world has been amazed at Tim Tebow’s success in winning games in the last five minutes,” writes Twyman in a release the day after Tebow’s game-winning drive in the final minute against the New York Jets on Thursday. “He does not have the long arm of most NFL quarterbacks, but is a terrific runner. The answer is simple: Tebow GIVES GOD GLORY FOR HIS SUCCESS AND GOD IN TURN BLESSES HIM. Those of us who study the Bible recall the text that says God is a jealous God.”

This is where Obama comes in.

“I and many of my prayer warriors firmly believe that the Obama administration would be able to solve the serious unemployment and economic problems facing this nation if he gave praise and glory to God publicly for the blessings that he has received as president,” Twyman said.

“We have never heard him PUBLICLY thank God for allowing him to become the first black United States president or for awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize after being in office for only 10 days. I dare President Obama to start publicly praising God at his upcoming campaign stops and State of the Union speech. Such acts will result in prosperity for a nation that is on the verge of a financial and spiritual collapse.”

If only it were that easy.

I thank God for sending us B Hussein Obama so we could be bankrupt.....so he could socialize our nation's great industries...make double digit inflation, unemployment and three to four dollar a gallon gas prices "the new norm"...making the once proud United States a laughingstock on the world stage.

Maybe this joke will help Mr. Twyman understand te joke President.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book."

God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary,
"Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long."

God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

Whomever this fool is he is almost as clueless as the moron currently residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.