President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!
Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
President Merkin Muffley: You mean people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?
Dr. Strangelove: It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
Can't believe this movie is 50! :<)
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USA
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AFRICA
Elections and Investments in Africa in 2014
Cameroon Tries to Stop Spillover Violence
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Egypt: The Military Moves Toward the Presidency
http://www.geopoliticalmonitor.com/forecast-2014-africa-4911/
Forecast 2014: Africa
Geopoliticalmonitor.com
Africa is discovering a new spirit of optimism, reminiscent of the first decade of its post-colonial era. Despite inadequate infrastructure and at times even poorer governance, the continent has been attracting more and more interest from American and European investors, as well as Chinese, targeting such countries as Kenya, Nigeria, South Africa, Angola, Tanzania, and Rwanda to name a few. Today, half of the world’s 30 fastest-growing countries are in Africa, which is quickly losing its image of hopelessness and despair. Unfortunately, economic growth, while significant, rarely benefits the impoverished majority, even amid scenes of bustling business taking place from Dakar to Nairobi, and statistics indicating an emerging African middle class of some 150 million – which could quickly rise to 300 million by 2015, barring any ‘black swan’ events. Politically, there is optimism as almost all 55 African countries have some kind of constitution with an active civil society that is contributing to more democratic or pluralistic political engagement. The continent’s two longest lasting internal conflicts (Somalia and Congo) persist; even if at a lower intensity, while two newer ones (Mali, Central African Republic) continue unabated. However, considering that from 1998-2003, the conflict in the Democratic Republic of Congo and its neighbors left some three million dead, the 2,000 registered ‘military’ deaths recorded in 2013 suggests that 2014 could be one of Africa’s most peaceful in recent history....
ASIA
Migration to Kazakhstan
The Significance of Ukraine's Violent Protests
What Thailand Means for Southeast Asia
Conversation: The Latest on Thailand's Political Crisis
Vietnam: A Delay in Nuclear Power Raises Energy Security Concerns/////
Ukraine's Escalating Violence Creates Difficult Decisions for Its President
Ukraine: Parliament Agrees to Amnesty Bill January 29, 2014
The Ukrainian government passed a bill granting amnesty to all those involved in recent protests, RT reported Jan. 29. The amnesty excludes people suspected of serious crimes such as murder and kidnapping and is conditional upon the opposition removing barricades, vacating occupied buildings and disbanding crowds. Opposition leaders responded by saying that they will not accept an amnesty that requires them to stop demonstrating.
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North Korea: A South Korean news service reported over the weekend that their sources said that all relatives of Chang Sung-taek, the executed uncle of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, have been executed.
"Extensive executions have been carried out for relatives of Jang Song-thaek," one source said. "All relatives of Jang have been put to death, even children."
The executed relatives include Jang's sister Jang Kye-sun, her husband and Ambassador to Cuba Jon Yong-jin, and Ambassador to Malaysia Jang Yong-chol, who is a nephew of Jang, as well as his two sons, the sources said.
All of them were recalled to Pyongyang in early December and executed. The sons, daughters and even grandchildren of Jang's two brothers were all executed, they said. "Some relatives were shot to death by pistol in front of other people if they resisted while being dragged out of their apartment homes," another source said.
Some relatives by marriage, including the wife of the Ambassador to Malaysia, reportedly were spared execution and sent to remote villages along with their maiden families, according to the sources.
"The executions of Jang's relatives mean that no traces of him should be left," a source said. "The purge of the Jang Song-thaek people is under way on an extensive scale from relatives and low-level officials."
Comment: While there is no separate confirmation of these accounts, extermination of the entire family line of an enemy is practiced by oriental despots. (See Wittfogel, Oriental Despotism) The executions apparently began after 12 December, the date Chang was executed. The number of those executed is not known.
These reports contrast with the unctuous reconciliation policy the North has implemented. One effect of the reconciliation policy is to divert international attention from the continuing purge in the North
EUROPE
NOTHING SIGNIFICANT TO REPORT
MEXICO/LATIN AMERICA
Venezuela's President Turns to Chavez;s Old Allies for Support
Mexico: Deal Reached With Vigilante Groups January 28, 2014
The Mexican government on Jan. 28 said it has reached an agreement with the leaders of Michoacan state's self-defense groups, AP reported. Mexico said the armed groups will be incorporated into obscure security units called the Rural Defense Corps. The professed goal of the self-defense militias is to combat the Knights Templar, the state's dominant criminal group. While taking charge of security in each town they enter, the vigilantes sometimes disarm police
El Salvador's Durable Gang Truce
AFGHANISTAN
Taliban Attack Complicates U.S. Withdrawal From Afghanistan
CHINA
China: Protecting Food Security Amid Land Reform
Rising Financial Risks in China's Coal Sector
China: Plans To Start Patrols In South China Se January 22, 2014
Beijing has announced plans to start regular civilian patrols in the disputed South China Sea, Voice of America reported Jan. 22. A vessel based in the Paracel Islands will begin patrolling the waters of the South China Sea, site of territorial disputes between China and four members of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations including Vietnam
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China: On 26 January, three Chinese ships patrolled the James Shoal in the South China Sea, an area also claimed by Malaysia. The Chinese task group comprised the amphibious landing craft, Changbaishan, and two destroyers, state news agency Xinhua reported.
."During the ceremony held in the Zengmu Reef area, soldiers and officers aboard swore an oath of determination to safeguard the country's sovereignty and maritime interests," Xinhua said. Zengmu Reef is the Chinese name for James Shoal.
Xinhua said South Sea Fleet commander Vice Admiral Jiang Weilie "urged soldiers and officers to always be prepared to fight, improve combat capabilities and lead the forces to help build the country into a maritime power".
According to news reports, last March, Malaysia protested the incursion of four Chinese ships in James Shoal, about 80 km (50 miles) off the Malaysian state of Sarawak on western Borneo Island. Chinese sailors fired guns in the air during the visit to the shoal. In April 2013, a Chinese maritime surveillance ship returned to James Shoal and left behind markers of China's claim.
Comment: This is the same task group that left the Paracel Islands on 22 January to begin a long range patrol of Chinese claimed waters and islands. James Shoal is just off Borneo at the southern end of the South China Sea.
The missions of this task group are demonstration and intimidation, not just patrol. Changbaishan is a large, modern landing ship with two destroyers as escorts. The Chinese navy is showing the flag and gratuitously inviting a fight.
IRAN
NOTHING SIGNIFICANT TO REPORT
IRAQ
Iraq: Plans Being Formed To Triple Crude Production January 29, 2014
Iraq plans to triple its capacity to pump crude oil by 2020 and is forming a joint strategy with Iran to challenge Saudi Arabia's grip on the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, the Telegraph reported Jan. 29, citing Hussain al-Shahristani, Iraq's deputy prime minister for energy. British Petroleum and Royal Dutch Shell manage two large oil fields in southern Iraq that would be key to achieving Baghdad's goal.
ISRAEL
NOTHING SIGNIFICANT TO REPORT
RUSSIA
How Russia and the U.S. Continue to Use the Snowden Leaks
Russia Weighs its Options for Managing Regional Debts
SYRIA
Jihadist-Rebel Clashes in Syria
MIDDLE EAST GENERAL
NOTHING SIGNIFICANT TO REPORT
MISC
NOTHING SIGNIFICANT TO REPORT
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